Trailer Trash:The Edge reviews movies based solely on their trailers
Dalton Boland
Issue date: 11/11/09 Section: The Edge
They broadcast music and have a lot of sex. Way more sex than any radio station should have. Of course, the British try to shut the whole thing down. Spoiler: the British fail. I base this information on nothing at all, I've only seen the trailer.
"Dare"
This is just another story of a good girl, her nerdy male best friend and the bad boy.
Everyone's seen it: good girl meets bad boy, has sex with him, best friend hates bad boy, male best friend makes out with him, bad boy goes to the psychiatrist to talk about his new friends. Same old story.
Well the bad boy isn't a homosexual. He was just trying to be nice to the inexperienced best friend. Then the good girl and the best friend fight over the bad boy, who enjoys it a little too much. Come to think of it, this may not be the average romantic comedy.
"Ninja Assassin"
In Asia, some people abandoned their child. Naturally, a ninja master took the boy in and beat him until he became the greatest ninja the world has ever seen.
Once he proved his prowess as a cold-blooded killer, the very people who trained him betray him. I expect bloody revenge. Of course, this is best done with a curved dagger at the end of a chain.
I know, that sounds like a terrible plot, but it's a ninja movie. All it needs is a lot of action. "Ninja Assassin" has plenty of that.
"Dare"
This is just another story of a good girl, her nerdy male best friend and the bad boy.
Everyone's seen it: good girl meets bad boy, has sex with him, best friend hates bad boy, male best friend makes out with him, bad boy goes to the psychiatrist to talk about his new friends. Same old story.
Well the bad boy isn't a homosexual. He was just trying to be nice to the inexperienced best friend. Then the good girl and the best friend fight over the bad boy, who enjoys it a little too much. Come to think of it, this may not be the average romantic comedy.
"Ninja Assassin"
In Asia, some people abandoned their child. Naturally, a ninja master took the boy in and beat him until he became the greatest ninja the world has ever seen.
Once he proved his prowess as a cold-blooded killer, the very people who trained him betray him. I expect bloody revenge. Of course, this is best done with a curved dagger at the end of a chain.
I know, that sounds like a terrible plot, but it's a ninja movie. All it needs is a lot of action. "Ninja Assassin" has plenty of that.
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