Spring Break
Come to Western for the 'Wild Wings'
Jeff Henderson
Issue date: 3/28/08 Section: Opinion
But let's get back to the tour. You have a lot to get to. I have devised a plan for you to see all the other major sights of Macomb in just two hours, allowing you to get back home before dark.
The first thing you're going to want to do is visit Buffalo Wild Wings and get some lunch before your tour. Figure the wait will take 45 minutes, and you'll sit down and eat for another hour.
You may be wondering if it's really a good idea to use an hour and 45 minutes out of the two-hour plan for lunch. Perhaps you are right. Fifteen minutes is way too much time to tour Macomb. Better stay for dessert.
As for the rest of the tour, I should let you know where different businesses are. You will need to know where to go for stuff like groceries, clothes, candy, toys, greeting cards, electronic devices, cold medicines, places for oil changes, restaurants, banks and for those with glasses or contacts, an optometrist. For all of these needs, go to Wal-Mart. That should just about do it.
But if Macomb doesn't seem to have quite the pizzazz you're looking for, do not worry. Remember, we have about as many liquor-licensed establishments as we do fast food restaurants.
The first thing you're going to want to do is visit Buffalo Wild Wings and get some lunch before your tour. Figure the wait will take 45 minutes, and you'll sit down and eat for another hour.
You may be wondering if it's really a good idea to use an hour and 45 minutes out of the two-hour plan for lunch. Perhaps you are right. Fifteen minutes is way too much time to tour Macomb. Better stay for dessert.
As for the rest of the tour, I should let you know where different businesses are. You will need to know where to go for stuff like groceries, clothes, candy, toys, greeting cards, electronic devices, cold medicines, places for oil changes, restaurants, banks and for those with glasses or contacts, an optometrist. For all of these needs, go to Wal-Mart. That should just about do it.
But if Macomb doesn't seem to have quite the pizzazz you're looking for, do not worry. Remember, we have about as many liquor-licensed establishments as we do fast food restaurants.
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Erin McCarthy
posted 3/28/08 @ 10:47 AM CST
This is terrible. It sounds like the opinion of a freshman from the 'burbs who has not taken the time or effort to even attempt to find the good in Macomb, of which there is plenty. (Continued…)
Matt
posted 3/28/08 @ 1:52 PM CST
I won't lie. Even though I've heard all these things before I still laughed when I read it.
Erin, lighten up. It's an opinion article.
AngelD
posted 3/28/08 @ 2:25 PM CST
I have to laugh when I read articles like this because it reminds me of all the students whining about how they just "have to" drink to the point of stupidity because there's just nothing to do in Macomb. (Continued…)
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