Take a guys' night out
Brendan Mulcrone
Issue date: 12/5/03 Section: Opinion
With finals beginning Monday‚ I have a few suggestions on how to enjoy the last weekend of the semester and help students relax a little bit.
Whether you need to get away from campus for a few hours‚ you're fed up with your roommate(s)‚ need a study break, or just want to get out of the house for a few hours‚ I suggest a guys' night out.
A guys' night includes three things: beer‚ nudity and no girls except for the ones dancing in front of you.
Just last Tuesday I went to a gentlemen's club with my friends.
I would suggest that you first go to a good one and then find your way to Gulfport. Most students have heard about it‚ but few have probably made their way out there.
I myself had never been to a strip club before and never thought I would. But on a spur of the moment‚ I thought "What the hell?"
That very same thought came across my head many times Tuesday night‚ too. The girls' who worked at the two strip clubs we attended were not something you would brag about. If there is one thing that I took from this experience‚ it's that girls who work at these two locations really need to find a day job.
Gulfport is also a great place to take a friend for his birthday. You can lower his reputation quickly by having one of the larger girls give him a lap dance.
For a dollar it's worth the laugh and a memory that will last a lifetime.
If your friend really didn't like it‚ then be sure to guarantee that he gets all the attention from the larger dancers.
The ride to Gulfport is about an hour. If I could give you directions‚ I would‚ but I didn't drive.
The good thing about going to a strip club like this is that you know that you're not going to leave with any of the girls.
And if you do‚ it's not like taking one for the team. It's a whole different level when it comes to strippers.
I wouldn't touch one with a mile-long stick. If you do, be sure to get to the Beu Health Center the next day because who knows what that girl has.
All in all‚ the perfect guys' night out is just an hour away. But before you call it a night‚ be sure to find Hungry Bear.
It's a small restaurant that serves the best breakfast food. It's better than going to Denny's when you're drunk.
If you go on a Tuesday night‚ you'll meet Delores. Tell her that you read about it in the paper and you know the guy who started walking back to Macomb. She'll know who you're talking about.
Please also make sure that you have a designated driver for the trip. You'll be happy when you make it home safely.
Good luck on your finals‚ drive home safely‚ enjoy your break and be sure to hit a few strip clubs while you're at home.
Whether you need to get away from campus for a few hours‚ you're fed up with your roommate(s)‚ need a study break, or just want to get out of the house for a few hours‚ I suggest a guys' night out.
A guys' night includes three things: beer‚ nudity and no girls except for the ones dancing in front of you.
Just last Tuesday I went to a gentlemen's club with my friends.
I would suggest that you first go to a good one and then find your way to Gulfport. Most students have heard about it‚ but few have probably made their way out there.
I myself had never been to a strip club before and never thought I would. But on a spur of the moment‚ I thought "What the hell?"
That very same thought came across my head many times Tuesday night‚ too. The girls' who worked at the two strip clubs we attended were not something you would brag about. If there is one thing that I took from this experience‚ it's that girls who work at these two locations really need to find a day job.
Gulfport is also a great place to take a friend for his birthday. You can lower his reputation quickly by having one of the larger girls give him a lap dance.
For a dollar it's worth the laugh and a memory that will last a lifetime.
If your friend really didn't like it‚ then be sure to guarantee that he gets all the attention from the larger dancers.
The ride to Gulfport is about an hour. If I could give you directions‚ I would‚ but I didn't drive.
The good thing about going to a strip club like this is that you know that you're not going to leave with any of the girls.
And if you do‚ it's not like taking one for the team. It's a whole different level when it comes to strippers.
I wouldn't touch one with a mile-long stick. If you do, be sure to get to the Beu Health Center the next day because who knows what that girl has.
All in all‚ the perfect guys' night out is just an hour away. But before you call it a night‚ be sure to find Hungry Bear.
It's a small restaurant that serves the best breakfast food. It's better than going to Denny's when you're drunk.
If you go on a Tuesday night‚ you'll meet Delores. Tell her that you read about it in the paper and you know the guy who started walking back to Macomb. She'll know who you're talking about.
Please also make sure that you have a designated driver for the trip. You'll be happy when you make it home safely.
Good luck on your finals‚ drive home safely‚ enjoy your break and be sure to hit a few strip clubs while you're at home.
Viewing Comments 1 - 4 of 4
Eli
posted 7/15/08 @ 9:11 AM CST
guy sounds like a loser...
hungry bear rocks my socks!!!!
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posted 11/13/09 @ 12:56 AM CST
is this what the western courier is coming to? writing about strip clubs, I mean seriously there has to be something better to write about!
lol
posted 11/13/09 @ 11:35 AM CST
LOL this article is 6 years old. Gulfport flooded out in 08. I don't think the strip bars are going again yet. Not sure about Hungry Bear (not heard of it until now) where is/was it?
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